ask-ash

So, I'm sure by now you all know how much the ladies love the Ash man.  They are practically falling over for me.  In fact, a few days ago I was going to pick up some power rings when I tripped over this lumpy pile of garbage.  Well, as it turns out, that garbage actually had a face.  And arms.  And a head.  And it could speak. So before I knew it I spent practically the whole day sitting and listening to this anthropomorphic garbage's sob story about how it was leader of an unknown kingdom that has no money and is so poor that all of its citizens have practically starved to death and how it was on a journey from its kingdom to go find some

So apparently there's this new agency called "Tagged Inc." that's interested in hiring me.  I've had the honor of being interviewed by the one and only Princess Human from her recently discovered kingdom which I'm assuming is called Humanland, where the humans just dance and frolic around all day like a bunch of dandies. ANYWAYS. I don't know what this agency is for, but anyone that recognizes my amazing talents is worthy of my time.  So without further ado, here is the interview. 1. Do you like cotton candy? What?  What the hell kind of question is that?...Ah wait, I see.  You're trying to catch me off guard by starting with a nonsensica

In lieu of a journal entry, have a special autographed photo of me. http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/273/c/b/secska_by_ask_ash-d4bch3p.png